Well, listen here, if you ever wanna know how to cook a turkey right, you gotta pay attention! Cooking turkey ain’t too hard, but you gotta do it proper, or it’ll come out dry like old shoe leather. Now, I’m gonna tell ya all about how to cook that turkey, and trust me, it’s easy if ya follow these simple tips.
First thing, when you get yourself a turkey, make sure it’s fresh, none of them frozen ones unless you’ve got the time to thaw it out proper. Ain’t nobody got time for a half-thawed turkey, right? If you’re cooking for a big family or friends, a big ol’ turkey breast is good. You get plenty of meat, and it don’t take forever to cook.
Step 1: Prep your turkey

You gotta make sure your turkey’s clean. Take out all them insides, they usually stuff ‘em with stuff that nobody eats. Don’t forget to wash it down with some cold water, get rid of any leftover feathers, or any bits you don’t want. Now, once it’s clean, you gotta get some flavor in there.
Step 2: The butter trick
Get yourself a good ol’ stick of butter. None of that fake butter stuff, ya gotta go real. Melt it and rub it all over the turkey, under the skin and all over the outside. The skin’s where all the flavor’s gonna be, so don’t be shy with it. Some people forget to put the butter under the skin, and that’s a mistake, ya need all that flavor inside, too!
Step 3: Add herbs and fruit
Now, you ain’t gotta be fancy, but throw some herbs inside the turkey. Fresh thyme, rosemary, and sage, that’s what I like to use. It don’t matter if you ain’t got them fancy herbs, but get something green to make it smell good. You can also toss in a couple of wedges of lemon or oranges, and throw in some onion, too. This will make it all nice and fragrant when it cooks.
Step 4: Season it right
Seasoning’s real important. Don’t just salt and pepper it once and call it a day. No, you gotta rub it in real good. Salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, and don’t forget a little bit of paprika if you like it smoky. If you got some Cajun seasoning, that’ll give it a nice kick, too. Rub that stuff all over the turkey, even on the inside of the bird where you stuffed them herbs.
Step 5: Cooking time
Alright, now you gotta cook it right. If you got yourself a nice oven, preheat that sucker to 325°F (that’s about 165°C for you folks who go by that). Now, put the turkey on a roasting pan. You can use a rack or just put it directly on the pan, but make sure there’s enough space for the air to circulate. You don’t wanna crowd that bird, give it room to breathe!
Cooking time depends on how big the turkey is. A turkey breast usually takes about 1.5 to 2 hours, but check the internal temperature. It should reach 165°F (about 74°C) in the thickest part of the meat, not touching the bone. Use a meat thermometer, don’t guess, ’cause nobody likes a raw turkey!
Step 6: The finishing touch
When the turkey’s done, let it rest for 15 to 20 minutes before you cut into it. That way all the juices stay in the meat, and you won’t end up with dry turkey. Carve it up, and serve it with some mashed potatoes, maybe some gravy if you’re feeling fancy. That’s all there is to it!
Bonus Tip: If you wanna try something different, you can also make turkey tips, kind of like steak tips. Just cut the turkey into chunks, marinate ‘em with your favorite spices, and grill them up till they’re nice and crispy. It’s like a quick and easy way to eat turkey without all the fuss of cooking a whole bird!
So there you have it, cooking turkey don’t have to be hard. Just remember the butter, the herbs, the seasoning, and don’t forget to cook it till it’s nice and done. Follow these simple steps, and you’ll have yourself a turkey that’ll make everyone at the table lick their fingers and ask for seconds. Now, get to cookin’!
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