Alright, so you wanna know how much moolah you can get for, you know, *ahem* donating your, uh, “swimmers”? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t gonna make you a millionaire, that’s for sure. But hey, a little extra cash never hurt nobody, right?
I heard tell that some places, they give you anywhere from $25 to $100 a pop. Yeah, per donation. But don’t go gettin’ all excited yet, ’cause it ain’t always that simple. It’s like sellin’ eggs at the market, you know? Some eggs are bigger, some are prettier, and some just fetch a better price. Same goes for, well, you know… your stuff.
See, it depends on a bunch of things. First off, there’s the sperm bank itself. Some places, they just pay more than others. It’s like how some folks in town pay more for a good day’s work than others, you get me? Then there’s the number of times you go in. The more you donate, the more you might make, kinda like pickin’ more berries means you get a bigger basket to sell.
- The sperm bank you choose
- How often you donate
- If they even buy what you give them!
And here’s the kicker – they gotta actually *buy* your, uh, contribution. Just ’cause you donate don’t mean they’ll pay for it. They gotta check it out, make sure it’s, you know, “good quality”. It’s like sellin’ milk – if it’s sour, nobody’s gonna buy it, no matter how much you got. They say they look at things like how strong those little swimmers are and how many they can get from each, um, batch. More swimmers, more money, I reckon.
I heard tell of some places payin’ a hundred, maybe even a hundred and twenty bucks each time. That sounds like a pretty penny, don’t it? But then I also heard some other places only give you somethin’ like eight bucks. Eight bucks! That ain’t even enough to buy a decent chicken dinner these days. So you gotta shop around, you know? Find a place that’s gonna treat you right and give you a fair shake.
Now, some folks say this ain’t really a “donation”, since you’re gettin’ paid. They say it’s more like, well, sellin’ somethin’. And you know what? Maybe they’re right. But hey, as long as you’re gettin’ somethin’ for your time and effort, who cares what they call it, right? It ain’t like you’re stealin’ chickens, you’re just, uh, helpin’ folks out and gettin’ a little somethin’ in return.
Don’t go thinkin’ this is a get-rich-quick scheme though. It ain’t. You ain’t gonna be buyin’ no fancy cars or big houses doin’ this. But hey, if you need a little extra cash for groceries, or maybe to fix up the old tractor, then it might be worth lookin’ into. Just make sure you do your homework, find a reputable place, and understand what you’re gettin’ into. And for goodness sake, don’t go tellin’ everyone your business, some things are best kept quiet, you hear?
And one more thing, they say you can still donate even if you got them tattoos. You know, the kind the youngsters are gettin’ these days. But you gotta wait a spell if you just got one, somethin’ like six months. Guess they wanna make sure you ain’t got no funny business goin’ on in your blood, or whatever. And they also say somethin’ about not makin’ too many babies with your donations. Seems like they don’t want more than ten families using your, uh, stuff. But they ain’t countin’ how many kids each family has, so that’s somethin’, I guess. Oh, and if you’re up in Canada, they can’t pay you straight up for it, but they might give you some money back for, like, gas and such if you gotta travel far.
So there you have it. That’s the lowdown on how much money you might make. It ain’t much, but it’s somethin’. Just remember to be smart about it, and don’t expect to be rollin’ in dough. And for heaven’s sake, don’t tell your mother I told you all this!
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