You askin’ about them hotels with indoor pools in Orlando? Lordy, Orlando, that place is hotter than a two-dollar pistol. Why you need an indoor pool there? But hey, to each their own, I reckon. My old bones, they don’t like the cold so much these days. So maybe you’re like me, or you got little ones you don’t want gettin’ too much sun.
Well, I did some lookin’, and it seems there are some of them fancy hotels in Orlando that got them indoor pools. Ain’t that somethin’? Back in my day, we was lucky to have a creek to splash in. But these days, folks want all the comfort, don’t they? And I heard them hotel pools got some kinda fancy stuff in ’em to keep the water clean.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these things, but I seen some folks talkin’ on the computer ’bout these places. They say you gotta watch out, though. Some of them pools, they say they got indoor pools, but then you get there and it’s just a little ol’ thing, barely big enough to dip your toes in. If you got kids then this place won’t do! So, you gotta make sure you ask ’em straight up, “Is that pool big enough for a family to swim in?” Or you tell them to send you some photos of their pool. Don’t want no surprises, you hear?
And another thing, you gotta check if they heat that water. Even in Orlando, it can get a little nippy sometimes, ‘specially at night. If you want the best hotels in Orlando, you should know this. You don’t want your little ones shiverin’ like a wet dog. So make sure you ask ’em, “Is that pool heated?” Some of ’em are, some of ’em ain’t. It’s a gamble, I tell ya.
Here’s a little list of what I done heard about these places. Now, don’t take my word for gospel, you gotta do your own lookin’, but this might give you a head start:
- Some of ’em got big ol’ pools, like the kind you see in them fancy movies.
- Some of ’em got them little pools, just for soakin’.
- Some of ’em heat the water, some don’t.
- Some of ’em got them gyms, if you’re into that sort of thing. Me, I get my exercise chasin’ chickens.
- Some of ’em is good for families, some ain’t. You gotta ask them about that.
I seen folks talkin’ ’bout “traveler reviews.” That’s what they call ’em. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Basically, it’s just people like you and me, writin’ down what they thought of the place. Some say good things, some say bad. You gotta read a bunch of ’em to get the real picture. They say you can find over 20,000 traveler reviews about Orlando hotels with indoor pools. That’s a whole lot of yappin’, ain’t it? But it might help you decide where to spend your hard-earned money.
And them pictures, they call ’em “candid photos.” Sounds like somethin’ out of a spy movie. It’s just regular pictures people took of the place. Not them fancy ones the hotels put up. You can see what the pool really looks like, not some dolled-up version. These photos can tell if the hotel is good for families or not.
Now, I heard some talk about some kinda bug in them pools. They call it “crypto.” Sounds like somethin’ from outer space. They say it can make you sick. But them hotels, they put stuff in the water to kill them bugs. They use something called chlorine. I think it’s what they use in bleach. So, I reckon it’s safe, but you never know. Just somethin’ to keep in mind.
You know, them Disney hotels, they don’t have no indoor pools. Just the ones outside. I guess Mickey Mouse likes to get a tan. So, if you’re set on stayin’ at a Disney hotel, you’re outta luck on that indoor pool. It seems that the Disney-owned hotels only have outdoor pools. You’d have to stay somewhere else if you want to swim inside.
Some folks, they don’t care ’bout no indoor pool. They just want a place to lay their head after a long day at them theme parks. But if you’re like me, and you like to take a dip without gettin’ sunburned, then you gotta do your research. So you must be careful when choosing hotels.
One more thing, I seen some folks askin’ if them indoor pools are open in the winter. Well, I reckon they are. Why else would they call ’em “indoor”? But like I said, you gotta ask to make sure. Don’t want no surprises, you hear?
So, there you have it. That’s all I know ’bout them hotels with indoor pools in Orlando. It ain’t much, but it’s somethin’. Just remember to ask lots of questions, read them reviews, and look at them pictures. And don’t forget to ask about that heated water! You don’t want to be jumpin’ into no ice-cold pool, do ya?
Hope that helps you some. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go see about them chickens. They’re makin’ a ruckus out there. Probably up to no good, as usual.
